—
In Australia ‘round ’96, ’97
there was an Italian thirty-something
one day he drank 18 Four Eks
and bedded three different girls.
He rode a train for 24 straight hours
and even laid with an Aboriginal woman.
This poem doesn’t rhyme,
this poem ain’t fit to publish.
Once, he slept with a Drag Queen,
another time, a threesome that lasted three days with two model girls.
—
[anonymous]
